Immortal Fame.

gay person: *breathes*
white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping

compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

weloveshortvideos:

One of the best April Fool’s Pranks I’ve seen…

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg


ratchetmessreturns:

Poppin that Pixar Bootay!


ratchetmessreturns:

when you need a ride and have no one to pick you up…



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